Saturday, June 24, 2006

On the Lighter Side

The damaged Lexus (pictured) is driven by our vice-president of production, Wayne AKA Russ Newton. We hope Wayne steer's the production Departments much better than he steer's his own car?






I must confess, Wayne was teaching his son Matt how to drive. This is why you do not teach a teenager how to drive with your Lexus. Let's hope Wayne never changes career's to a driving instructor.

May I humbly suggest Skip Barber or Bob Bondurant stay alive, don't let Wayne teach you to drive.

Times Pressroom Shift Supervisor Kal Hamalaianen contributed to this report.

Eddie

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:46 AM

    Hey Mr. Ed

    How can I contact your boss Wayne, my 10 yo would like to learn how to drive?

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  2. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Hey, remember Fitzsimon's recent update. DiversityInc, a well regarded national magazine and online publisher noted that Latinos account for 7.5 percent of Tribune managers and 17 percent of the company's board of directors.

    I'll bet one of those guys has some Bondo or a cousin that does body work! Perhaps they'd be willing to help your unfortunate Vice President.

    Originating from South America and being a lousy driver, I keep a couple quarts of the stuff around.

    Outsider

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  3. Kanani3:04 PM

    Dear Ed,
    Please let Wayne know that the demolition derby has started at the Irwindale racetrack.

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  4. Edward Padgett4:11 PM

    I'm glad Wayne doesn't mind being the center of a little ribbing.

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