Who broke into my car?

A writer friend of mine had her broken into last night and shared her experience, which I found to be somewhat different.

"To the person who broke into my car: I hope you enjoyed going through my car and finding nothing. I'm smart enough to know not to keep valuables in my car. Btw, can't find your keys? You dropped your keys in my car -- and I handed them over to the police".

 Isn't there a web page for dumb criminals, this story belongs there.