Thursday, September 16, 2010

Seat Manufacturers Mistake Aircraft with Amusement Park Ride

Not many words needed today.
Just disgust. This is the new "Sky Rider" seat so airplanes can cram more people onto planes. See? Everyone here stands, resting on the "bicycle" seat. Don't worry, you only have to stand for 2 hours.
Can you imagine trying to exit in an emergency? Yup, instant death.
Or having someone in back you sneeze? Maybe a baby screaming in your ear?
The airlines that invests in this deserves to go out of business.
Meals will be liquid so everyone can just sip through a straw.
Bathroom? Oh, everyone will be handed a diaper upon check in. People will just have to pee their pants.

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