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Friday, February 15, 2008

Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama

FROM THE ONION

By James R. Crowe

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."

White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.

KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.


Submitted by Nubia

8 comments:

Kanani said...

Oh, good lord!

Well, I guess everyone has to vote for someone. And I'm sure McCain is delighted not to have this endorsement. On the other hand, I'm wondering how the Klan feels about Ann Coulter now that she's said she'd stump for Hillary because she hates McCain?

I remember in 1978, the Klan came to my school. We had started racial integration, and a few of them came over to harass and intimidate.

Instead, they got chased off campus --and I was one of those at the front of the pack.

Anonymous said...

This article is a spoof. Just like anything from the Onion, not to be taken seriously.

Nubia said...

I submitted it because, like anonymous, I totally believe it to be a spoof!

What candidate would accept ANYTHING from that bunch of morons?!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/kkk.asp

Anonymous said...

Come on, ya'll.

The article was supposedly written by "James Crowe" (ever heard of Jim Crowe?)

It's a fake.

Check out SNOPES, ya'll!

Miss Havisham said...

OMG! Those krezeh kaykay kooks!

medmom94 said...

I cannot believe how gullible some people are. Anyone who knows the history of the KKK knows that never in a million years would they support an African American in any way shape or form! Do you actually believe they would endorse an African American man for president? PLEASE!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They had me going for a second, because the KKK actually DID endorse Ronald Reagan in 1984.

I could see the whole anti-Hillary thing because many people with views similar to Klansmen absolutely loathe Hillary.

But no true Klansman would support an African-American anyway, so you know it's a spoof. Funny as hell, but a spoof nonetheless.