To All Fathers

Marvel at your power tools
and play with your remote-
Break some wind and tell
a "back in the day" anecdote.

Tinker with your mower
or the engine in your car-
Meet your belching buddies
for some billiards at the bar.

Watch a ballgame on TV
and take a mid-day snooze-
Settle in an easy chair
and kick off both your shoes.

Eat a batch of chicken wings
and hoist a foamy brew-
Do all the things that you enjoy...
THIS DAY BELONGS TO YOU!

HAPPY FATHERS' DAY ONE AND ALL. May your day be blessed!